acceptable pick up lines

  • u look frickable as heck/heckie/etc
  • hot hot like potat
  • grEAT SCo T t
  • c=(f-32)5/9
  • did u kno celery is a negative calorie food


im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness


remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

Three simple rules in life. 1. If you do not go after what you want, you’ll never have it. 2. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. 3. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place.

(via bontomato)

Go off!!!!

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